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- January 1, 0001

- January 1, 0001

- January 1, 0001

var visitor = new Human();
visitor.InvadePrivacy();

// To view one of the most recently published posts
if (visitor.IsHuman()) {
    visitor.Click("Most Recent").Then( (titles) => {
        var interestingTitle = visitor.PeruseTitles(titles);
        visitor.Click(interestingTitle);
    });
}


// A helper class to simplify motor-functions  
// And decision-making of the current visitor
class Human {

    /**
    * Populates basic analytics of visitor via our tracking scripts on other sites,
    * And determines a rough estimate of their fears, desires, and family life.
    */
    function InvadePrivacy() {
        // Code removed due to shaky legal ground
    }

    /**
    * Go through each title and determine if it interests the visitor.
    *
    * @param {String[]} titles
    * @return {String}
    */
    function PeruseTitles(titles) {
        foreach (title in titles) {
            if (this.PiquesInterest(title)) {
                return title;
            }
        }
    }

    /**
    * Runs a test to see if these words would be of relevance
    * To the visitor's fears, desires, and family life.
    *
    * @param {String} title
    * @return {Boolean}
    */
    function PiquesInterest(title) {
        // Code removed due to shaky legal ground
    }

    /**
    *
    * Allows human to manipulate their computer mouse 
    * To hover over a menu and click on the desired menu item. 
    * Falls back to finger poking if visitor is on a mobile device.
    *
    * @param {String}  menuName 
    * The word for human to click/tap
    */
    function Click(String menuName) {
        // Code removed, as it was written by Yahweh, 
        // Whom must have obfuscated the code due to licensing issues.
    }
}