Please present yourself to the class
By sharing none of your secret past
Tell us your residence, your aspirations,
Your chosen major’s concentration,
And maybe some more background knowledge
As to why you’re attending this specific college.
But anything more is unnecessary
I mean, who cares your birthday’s in February?
We learn not by the things you say
But by the image you portray
From the way you walk, talk, and stare
And the ridiculous length of your untamed hair
Learning any more is unnecessary
Learning any more is a little too scary